my cat pickle left a dead mole at my doorstep today

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  1. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    that little fucker has been tearing the shit out of our yard

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  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Your cat is named Pickle?
     
  3. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Please give the mole a proper christian funeral and all will be well!
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    HAL eats pickled cats.
     
  5. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    my cat's name is pickle yes. she's a maine coon.
    lol i said coon.
     
  6. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    ok, just doublechecking.
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher reDragon Gold

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    My cat pisses on my tractor seat. That's pretty much it. Good cat you got there.
     
  8. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    you have a tractor? kewl.
    every time i see this mole pic i think of gaddy :giggle:

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    crazypreacher reDragon Gold

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    Maine coon
    :giggle:
     
  10. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    you said coon, too :giggle:
     
  11. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    Nice!! :cheer:

    Dem niggaz love to hunt. Big time sadists. I can assure you that he tortured the fuck out of that bastard before it died. :cheer:
     
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher reDragon Gold

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    I have prairie dogs and gophers destroying everything.
     
  13. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    Get a Maine coon. They were bred to kill giant rats on naval ships. They're good. :grad:

    I had a bit of a mole problem. They're dicks. Now my yard is full of these devices that chase them away w/ ultra sonic sounds or some shit. They'll be back though, come winter. :pissed:
     
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    crazypreacher reDragon Gold

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    I'm going to look into deterrents. The only cats I have are the ones people dump off.
     
  15. Diogenes1

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    I just found a baby snake I can't quite ID.. which may or may not be from my cat. It's freshly dead.

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  16. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Fuck I hate you so damn much today. :mad:
     
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    Martian New Member Banned User

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    hal im preggerz
     
  18. EasyJesus

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    And farts :grad:
     
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    send that cat over here

    i gots sum little fuckers tearing up my yard too :mad: :cuss: :pissed:
     
  20. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    I tried everything. Initially I went for the humane route, but soon enough I was dumping poisons in their holes, and setting neck snapping spring loaded traps. Nothing worked.

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    Then I found these. :woot: