My cellphones are all screaming flood warnings!

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  1. newcastlefan

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    translation: it's raining. NYC is an island. it's wet here. occasionally, and usually in the summer, we get this thing called "rain". i understand people in LA and Vegas forgot what its like: water falls out of the sky, accompanied by a lot of lights and noises.

    Hey LA: water and it falls out of the sky! what a concept?
     
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    Run!
     
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    Frogs leap, but not fat frogs.:grad:
     
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    Be nice Mop.
     
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    you're just upset because this thread isn't about you.


    except maybe if we consider that you have no use for water since you don' bathe.
     
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    That's like telling him to be funny.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Posting to a city is lula.

    Hey California! You need rain!

    Hey Baltimore! Control your ethnics!
     
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    Dont worry, deblasio's son's afro will sponge up most of the moisture
     
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    :jj::facepalm:
     
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    I can make this thread about me if I wanted to though.:hhh:
     
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    FILTHY HOBO!!!!!!
     
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    Posts one of the oldest and most used pics from the internet.:facepalm:
     
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    That pic would be Cookie after the facelift. @Nunz
     
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    Cookie's pic is the oldest and most used.
     
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    WTF?:mad: and Goddammit and who?
     
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    :fail: :lol:
     
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    I posted that 3 minutes ago and you posted that 4 minutes ago. :winner::read:
     
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    Lar's lurking, Froggy.:urolleyes:
     
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