My chick took me out for a pedicure last week

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  1. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    and you know what i dont give a fuck what you faggots think, it felt good.....and she even paid for it :wub:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    wait wait, mods please ban
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    youd do it too if your girl asked you after she swallowed your jizz
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    My Dad gets those now too. I call him a faggot but he says they feel really good.
     
  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    get a room, faggots
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'd burn my parents house down while they slept if my girl asked me after she swallowed my jizz
     
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    She's leading up to a dildo in ur ass.
     
  9. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i was uncomfortable because your chink girlfriend here in DC was touching my feet but after awhile the shit was alright......the place my girl goes to serves you champagne and shit while you get it done...i was like ill have two :gs:
     
  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :backlol:
     
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    Gotti used to get pedis...he was a fag too...LOL
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fuck you gay Howard

    Hi Fred
     
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    :yay:
    You got the foot/leg massage too!
     
  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i was worried the gf was going to fuck with me and make them paint my nails :worried:
     
  15. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    with this plantar fasciitis thing it felt sooooo good
     
  16. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Yep, strap-on fer sure.
     
  17. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    what color polish did you choose?
     
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    we were talking threesome with another girl the other night :pray:
     
  19. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :mad:
     
  20. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Next week bikini wax :cheer: