My counselor says I'm like an old retired man who has nothing to do with his life and

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    is slowly dying.

    wtf

    SHE weighs 8,000 fucking pounds

    she says I don't really like TV. She says I'm using TV as an excuse to do nothing.

    I LOVE DOING NOTHING.

    Why can't she understand that? I love watching Larry Sanders. Fuck that huge bitch.
     
  2. MatthewT

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    people go into psychology/psychiatry to see why they're so fucked up, and then they charge you for what they find out
     
  3. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Get up, get out,,,bust a move!
     
  4. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Try vacuuming
     
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    My favorite Larry Sanders episodeis when everyone watches Hank's sex tape.
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Matthew, she invited me to this "group session" thing and she's going to charge me fucking $50 to go. FUCK
     
  7. MatthewT

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    i bet the counselor watches more tv than you
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Don't mention Artie! The snake doesn't like Artie!

    Hank's ass is so deflated :D
     
  9. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    I'd love to retire
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    She can hardly walk.
     
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    i think i'd pass
     
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    Larry Sanders is pretty fucking funny
     
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    shit, we're like a group in session continuously already :cheer:
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I guess she views me as pathetic because I enjoy television. What the fuck were Siskel and Ebert doing with their lives!? Or Jon Hein or Peter Travers?
     
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    I like the one where Colin Quinn played Artie's son.
     
  16. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    ripoff!!!
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I can't even convey to you how big this woman is. I'm Tinkerbell compared to her. I need to find a photo that is close to her size. brb
     
  18. MatthewT

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    i will say, though, that there have been links to watching tv and depression; of course, if you are paying attention, there's plenty of causes for depression all around us
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    He was so great. I just watched the one where Janeane Garofalo dates Larry's agent, and wtf. Larry's agent would never date her even if she could guarantee show bookings.
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    This is very similar to how big she is.

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