My cousin died today

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by GHP, Mar 23, 2013.

  1. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    It's not like that though, I hadn't seen him in 15 years :)

    BUT

    He was 40 years old and had a heart attack (we think). His wife and he had recently separated after 18 years of marriage. His wife is Haitian. A VERY common form of voodoo is for the wife to give the husband a potion that resembles a heart attack during the autopsy. Now, his younger brother is a rasta and is vowing revenge against the wife because he KNOWS she did it. He's at a voodoo priest right now to find out if the wife was involved. If the priest says she was that's it, it's on. He's going to go kill her

    Stay tuned
     
  2. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    Sorry for your loss G.
     
  3. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    wow this is some nigga shit right here
     
  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    yolo
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Holy cow and I think some of the gwartney family tree is screwed up.
     
  6. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    you can tell G could care less IMO :ucoffee:
     
  7. HelloYooHoo

    HelloYooHoo Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear. That is very interesing and I am so sorry for your loss. :sad:
     
  8. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    i love happy endings
     
  9. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Dude totally

    OK I'll ask. wtf does yolo mean

    Thanks Fendy but I hardly knew him. I feel bad for my aunt though
     
  10. hoochieking

    hoochieking Well-Known Member

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    :pray: that Cassie knows about the heart attack voodoo potion.
     
  11. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    :wtf:
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Sorry for your loss, G. :(
     
  14. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Thanks YooHoo :p

    It was like, "_____ died last night." (me) "Oh that's too bad!" "Yeah, now ______ is going to kill his wife"

    And I'm all "He's WHAT!!?" :eek: :dropjaw:
     
  15. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Don't encourage him.
     
  16. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Who is Cassie? :wtf:

    I heard you married Halle Berry but she turned into Oprah

    Sorry :(
     
  17. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    I lived next to a Haitian family as a kid . The mom scared the shit out of me . She was all voodoo as well .

    Sorry to hear but excited for updates on the Rasta voodoo battle
     
  18. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I wonder if the, "Haitian potion", in any way resembles an 1/8 of cocaine?
     
  19. Double Blizz

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  20. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Everybody knows about the Haitians :up:

    Except BaddFunn evidently :p