My cousin's wife is pregnant with their third kid...

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  1. deverrant

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    They have a daughter and a son, ages 6 and 3. For this one she's not only having a "gender reveal party" but she's also having a THIRD baby shower.

    Fuck that, right?
     
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    Takers gonna take
     
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    She's milking it.
     
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    ...I didn't attend her second baby shower, because I couldn't find a card that said "Happy second baby shower". I doubt I'll find one that says "Happy third baby shower". In six years.
     
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    good for her.
     
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    So dont go.
     
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    I always thought people had them for each child. :dontknow:
     
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    I think it's excessive and selfish to throw a third baby shower but that's just me.
     
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    I hope to god my sister doesn't have a kid with her new husband
     
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    my cousin is having her first baby (shes 35)... my mom called me up asking if I wanted to go, I said no but if she wanted to go I would go with her.. she said no me either... THANK GOD
     
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    People usually have left over baby shit from the other kids.
     
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    I would think one shower would be good enough.... hand me downs from the first kid....
     
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    Miss manners is not a fan of gender reveal parties

    "Not everyone is as excited as you are about every detail of your child’s life, let alone the pre-life. It is best to know this now, before you start going on social media announcing baby’s first spit-up or throwing parties for when he or she sleeps through the night."

    She's my hero
     
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    She sucks SO bad, for lots of reasons. She's the kind of chick that will take the kids and disappear and not let my cousin see them until he apologizes for whatever bullshit she claims he's done.
    They wouldn't even be married if he hadn't knocked her up. Poor sap thinks he's doing the "right thing".

    Right after they got married and moved out toward Lancaster she came home for a week to "visit her parents". She dropped the kid off with them and disappeared. After a couple days her dad found her at her ex-boyfriend's house.

    My cousin was going to leave her then but he gave her another chance, which is his own fault really, as is getting her pregnant not one more, but TWO more times. Apparently when he told my aunt about this kid she asked what the fuck was wrong with him.

    This girl is such a piece of trash. Nobody likes her. And after all this she has the nerve to ask us to buy her more shit and celebrate her trapping my cousin even worse than he already is.

    She sucks, and he's an idiot.
     
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    First child? Yes
    Second child? Maybe if the time between the 1st and 2nd was substantial or if the gender of the child is different from child number 1 but even then, it's shouldn't be a obligatory gift thing.
    Third child? Hell no.
     
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    I think a third baby shower is absolutely pretentious. Fuck that. Show up, give nothing, enjoy the food and get all boozed up. :woot: