just got into work. I'm usually one of the very first people there. I walk into the office, and sit down with one of the nearby vps to start shooting the shit. A coworker walks in with a huge brown stain in the seat of their pants and shit running down their pant leg. The odor was so bad you could smell it from behind the closed doors of the office we were in. He doesn't know we see him, but he's trailing shit all over the floor and stripped down to his bare ass. He's using napkins from the kitchenette to clean off and really splattering it everywhere. Not sure what he's gonna do for clothes, but we're watching this play out live.