WTF My coworker shit himself

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    just got into work. I'm usually one of the very first people there.

    I walk into the office, and sit down with one of the nearby vps to start shooting the shit.

    A coworker walks in with a huge brown stain in the seat of their pants and shit running down their pant leg. The odor was so bad you could smell it from behind the closed doors of the office we were in.

    He doesn't know we see him, but he's trailing shit all over the floor and stripped down to his bare ass. He's using napkins from the kitchenette to clean off and really splattering it everywhere.

    Not sure what he's gonna do for clothes, but we're watching this play out live.
     
  2. Beth143nacho

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    He's washing his shit-stained pants in the kitchenette sink...
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    This would be epic if you where taking video
     
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    He's totally unaware that were here... He thinks he's alone in the office.

    Lol @ a 50 yr old man standing bare assed washing shitty pants in a fucking kitchen sink.

    You can't scrub that sink clean enough for me to use it again... And there's literally droplets of shit soaked into the carpet everywhere. It looks like mud, but we know it's shit.
     
  5. Beth143nacho

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    veep has some stills and a couple mins of video. My phone doesn't have the storage for more than a couple seconds of video at the moment.
     
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    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    Just asked the veep what the photos are for... His response: the termination file :)

    This fucker is getting fired right after this
     
  7. Coke Can Baby

    Coke Can Baby Don't be a skunk

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    Make the vp bring in cleaners in hazmat suits to clean it up
     
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    He just ran off to the bathroom (presumably to dry his pants). Underwear still sitting on the countertop near the sink (where everyone puts their coffee and food wtf?)
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    So delete some of your glory hole porn and get taping!
     
  10. Beth143nacho

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    He's in the bathroom (which is in another part of the building.. He'll need to badge back in to return so we're gonna check it out)
     
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    Never happened.
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    I'd be like a cow. Walkin, poopin, and postin.
     
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    Shit happens:dontknow:
     
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    We opened the office door and there's a wall of aroma that knocks you down. Quick survey of the office space and there's shit splatter everywhere. Looks like someone walked around with muddy feet, but we know what it actually is...

    The underwear is caked in shit and is literally resting on the countertop.

    Sink was "cleaned" but still has remnants of shit on the edges and STINKS really
    Badly.

    We're headed outside now to sit in the outdoor seating area. Well observe him walking back in give him a chance to clean up and set things straight then we'll go in like we're just arriving
     
  15. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Call the cleaners
     
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    What this guy is doing sooooo fucking wrong. Why would he even turn up for work in that condition? I would never walk into that kitchen again.
     
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    you and your fucking cows
     
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    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    I had chili dogs last night.
    Woke up with the bubblies.

    When I made it to the bowl without incident,
    that's when I start praying & thanking baby Jesus!

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  20. gitchasum

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    Most shocking part of this story to me is one of your vps is in before 7.