My coworkers are assholes, Part II

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    So I was sitting on the porch, minding my own business, when the one guy I work with takes my shoe off my foot. He does this from time to time. He'll just fuck with it and give it back or throw it in the street so I have to go get it or whatever.

    But today, it just so happened that the other guy I work with was leaving to run some errands and as he pulled away, he rolled down his window and the first guy threw my shoe in his car. Then my shoe was driven away with.

    So I was left like this. For how long I had no way of knowing...

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    Ooh you must use bleach :golfclap:
     
  4. deverrant

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    As he ran his errands, he taunted me with pics of my shoe and its travels.

    Here's my shoe at a nearby university...

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    He captioned this pic with "your shoe is a slut"...

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    That sock looks radioactive. I have no idea why. :jj:
     
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    I love when my whites are really white! :wub:
     
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    Your friend has worse taste in shoes than you do.
     
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    AnthraX :oderus:
     
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    Nice seat cushions.:sgay:
     
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    I'm with the Mick.
     
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    I think it's funny but your shop isn't a frat house, it is a business and if I remember correctly, you are an owner. I think it's time to have a serious talk about professional boundaries. There is a time and a place for shenanigans and levity in the work place.
     
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    When he returned two hours later, it became a game of keep-away.

    Mind you it's raining.

    They put my shoe on a street sign...

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    They put it on our flagpole...

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    They put it on the roof...

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    Just know that those guys are jackin it every night to your voluptuous tits and pussy

    fo sho
     
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    Sasquatch chimes in again with her pseudo-intellectual babbling.
     
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    Apparently the time was today and the place was there.
     
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    Anthrax, Auto Trader, and Baby Blue Vans?

    Does not compute. :scratch:
     
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    Each time they'd make like they were going to give me the opportunity to (attempt to) retrieve my shoe, only to snatch it away at the last minute. Because it was raining I didn't want to run around in my sock, so I was running around like this chasing after it...

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    ...The one guy threw it across the street and beat me to it. I attempted to wrestle him to the ground, which didn't work out in my favor.
    I was left even more wet, covered in grass clippings and my foot was bleeding.
     
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    shoely, you can't be serious
     
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    :nojj: