My coworkers are assholes.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by deverrant, May 13, 2014.

  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    So, I've been smoking these cigarettes, because they're almost ALWAYS a buck cheaper than my regular brand...

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    There's this little bead in the filter, so if you squeeze it and crush the bead, it turns the cigarette menthol.
    (It's a gimmick and probably makes them extra-cancerous but they're a buck cheaper so wtf.)

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    HOWEVER if you DON'T crush it, it's just like a Camel Light... which is what I smoke. I hate menthol.

    So what do my asshat coworkers do when my back is turned? They go through my pack and crush a bunch of the filters. :mad:
     
  2. Schmoopy

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    1st!
     
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    smoker people problems :facepalm:
     
  4. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Side note... I started taking my quitting prescription yesterday. So we'll see how that goes...
     
  5. Scott

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    Clever assholes. :giggle:
     
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    They do anal?
     
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    :owned::lol:
     
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    Those would be good for a mixed race couple who both smoke and can only afford one pack of butts.
     
  10. Schmoopy

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    Maybe they know you're trying to quit and they were doing you a favor.:rolleyes:
     
  11. deverrant

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    :spit:

    They don't know. I'm not telling anybody. Fuck THAT. Quitting is a lot of pressure as it is... I don't need the added pressure of everyone I fucking know asking me how I'm doing every time I see them or giving me shit/making fun of me if I slip up.
     
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    Right??!
     
  13. Stan Beeman

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    Hey Dev
     
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    I think I'd like your co-workers.
     
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    Won't they know something's up when they notice you taking less smoke breaks?

    Like that's ever gonna happen.:ulol:

    Good luck though.:uhat:
     
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    I just went back to smoking after being smoke free since November. :facepalm:


    *edit - cigarette smoke.
     
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    i hated menthol cigarettes when i was hooked.
     
  18. Schmoopy

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    I used to like to bum menthols at bars and clubs when I was on coke.
     
  19. DarkFriday

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    Ditto.

    2014 and people still smoke?

    C'mon Dev, ur a beautiful woman who smells like feet now.

    Cigs make ya smell bad.

    Ick. :smokin:
     
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    Whatever you do, don't leave your toothbrush in the bathroom at work.