My coworkers' assholes.

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  1. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Are loud and smelly tonight. They all pitched in and got Mexican food delivered and now I'm suffering.

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  2. Scott

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    [video=youtube;9T2S8GHzxqc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T2S8GHzxqc[/video]
     
  3. nfbuckeye

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    You're inhaling their fecal matter, Scott. :owned:
     
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  5. Scott

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    At least it's bio-compatible.
     
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    I think my boss has irritable bowel syndrome. Every time I end up in the bathroom with her, she is taking a loud, violet shit. Then, she talks to you while she is shitting. I deserve hazard pay.
     
  7. Scott

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    Ew. You should really time your bathroom trips better.
     
  8. nfbuckeye

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    Violet? She should see a doctor, immediately.
     
  9. VeeB

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    She's in there ALL of the fucking time, and I pee a lot.
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    I bet OP licks them all the time.
     
  11. VeeB

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    :worried:

    How is this even possible on a woman?!!

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  13. Scott

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    You've obviously never spent time with a woman.
     
  14. nfbuckeye

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    Exactly.
     
  15. Daveindiego

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    Not for any length of time where one would ever feel comfortable around me doing it, nor would I feel comfortable being around it.

    Ever.



    What kind of hogs are you associating with?
     
  16. Scott

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    One of my first jobs when I was a kid was at Dunkin Donuts and I had to clean the bathrooms. The women's room was consistently filthier than the men's. Piss, shit, blood and god knows what else, all over the floor, the walls, the outside of the toilet. Every day I went in there I felt like I was walking into a crime scene.
     
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    I hate to say it, but this is totally true. I can't tell you how many times I've walked into a stall, and there is piss all over the toilet seat. Just how in the fuck does that happen? Do they twerk whilst pissing? Ponderous.
     
  18. Scott

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    They think their stinky shitty ass is too good to sit on the seat so the first one hovers and makes a mess, then all the others who follow have to do the same. By the end of the day it looks like a septic tank exploded. Enter young Scooter and his mop.
     
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    ugh... cleaning the rag bag was the worst.
     
  20. Scott

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    At least I got free donuts.