My crack has been smelling like a piece of shit lately

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by jackie the jerk, May 3, 2013.

  1. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Hot weather= Swamp ass

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    It's fucking 70 degrees :rolleyes:
     
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    It's a spinoff :facepalm:
     
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    :gross:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    You're doing it wrong.
     
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    mexican problems
     
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    Johnson's baby powder ya pig
     
  8. jackie the jerk

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    What else is new
     
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    It's not even 80
     
  10. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    View my throw up thread...Spin off thread done right :up:
     
  11. jackie the jerk

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    Dawg has swamp ass?
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Gonna be 84 tomorrow
     
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    half-swamp ass, sure
     
  14. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    its the same temp between your legs year-round stupid fuckers
     
  15. jackie the jerk

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    Not working :cheer:.........maybe :nocheer:
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm not, I'm getting dragged going to Saturday Market
     
  17. MatthewT

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    says the person who thinks the earth is billions of years old :rolleyes:
     
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    resistance is futile
     
  19. geo

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    the flood lol
     
  20. Billy Brown

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    It's a great day for weather. :c