My Creep Fantasy

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  1. blairg

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    Every night before I go to sleep. I live in a post apoctolyptic warzone. I've made it through and I live underground. I have a series of tunnels and access to food, and a nuclear generator to help support life. Whenever someone comes into my area I capture them, and give them three choice. They can either be put to death, drugged and dropped off far away enough that they could never find my area again, or live as my prisoner and be well taken care of.
     
  2. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Longcat
     
  3. Splash

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    Take a night off bro
     
  4. scrambler

    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    didn't read the whole post, sorry...
     
  5. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    you had more cogent thoughts as a 13yr old.
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    hey sip who one the dawgs ff leauge? i forgot
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'd opt for the 3rd choice, and wait for your sorry ass to fall asleep.
     
  8. blairg

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    it was you! :cheer:
     
  9. blairg

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    You're my partner in crime in the fantasy though
     
  10. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    This comment has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A and has
    been removed.
     
  11. blairg

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    I live underneath a mountain
     
  12. blairg

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    I've got the whole thing worked out, I love sleeping
     
  13. Slippy

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    Can I tie up guys and keep them in the pantry as sex slaves?
     
  14. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    isn't it time for you to do your imitation of half the internet and black out?
     
  15. blairg

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    Yeah, but not in a mean way, because if they wanna leave they have the option. But our underground facility is way better than outside, so they'll deal with it.
     
  16. blairg

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    Not yet!
     
  17. Slippy

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    You're too bossy for me already.

    I'm afraid I'll have to shoot you first. :sad:
     
  18. Satori Brah

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    I never would have figured Blair for a creep :worried:
     
  19. blairg

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    No, we live in perfect harmony, we are the saviors of humanity, but we hate humanity, so we make it our bitch.
     
  20. blairg

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    Reps brah, whats up?