My cunt wife put jelly beans and those mint m&ms in the same ziploc bag

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  1. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

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    and now I have to pick through the foul mint m&ms to get to the jelly beans :mad:
     
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    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    I wish I had your problems.
     
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    Billy West wept.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    She's laying here with me and said "say that to my face!".
     
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    They're the Starburst jelly beans, not those shitty CVS brand beans, which makes it worse.

    Those mint M&Ms remind me of the mint candies you get from the bathroom attendant at fancy restaurants.
     
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    [video=youtube;NssX5AqvLGw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NssX5AqvLGw[/video]
     
  8. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I like the mint M&Ms... also the raspberry ones... and jelly beans.... mmm candy
     
  9. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Sounds like grounds for divorce
     
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    My wife would sort them out for me. I'm spoiled. :c
     
  11. Turkeyneck

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    my wife wouldn't mix them to begin with...although I wouldn't really care since I dont like either.
     
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    I can't remember the last time I ate any M&M's. :uscratch:
     
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    did you see the carrot cake m&m's they had at easter...omg they were the most amazing thing i have ever eaten..
     
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    wow. what a bitch!






































    you will be so dead if she ever finds this place. :jj:
     
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    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    M&Ms are magnetic. You can sort them with a strong magnet.
     
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    That cunt also tainted all your jelly beans with the fouls stench of mint
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    whaaat? I never saw those!
     
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    Put down the sugar, fat ass.