My dad is bringing my new brother in law over to watch football

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Nov 3, 2013.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    This guy is a fucking idiot. My sister is having her baby shower, so I'm stuck with him today.

    Help!
     
  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    circle jerk time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Mr Sinister

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    :lol: i got stuck with this fucking dork a while back it was my wifes nieces husband?? i think?? The guy was horrible to hang out with and i got stuck with him for like 4 hours
     
  4. Ben Dover

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    Go to a sports bar and ignore him.
     
  6. Shivvy

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    I've hung with him a few times at family bbqs and stuff, and he's just obnoxious. On top of that, he doesn't know shit about football but talks so much smack
     
  7. Bro

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    Dude, there are seeds in that bowl WTF?
     
  8. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    I suggested that. Guess I'll wait til they get here and bring it up again
     
  9. Stew Nod

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    Make proclamations that are totally untrue...see if he agrees. Newbs like to do that so they'll be 'in' with you
     
  10. Stew Nod

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    "boy how bout thm giants, looking pretty good this year"
     
  11. Mr Sinister

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    I had the opposite problem i dont no shit about football and this dude wouldnt shut up about it. I didnt even know who or what he was talking about the entire time
     
  12. Stew Nod

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    "I swear, Romo has to be one of the biggest clutch quarterbacks ever" :rofl:
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

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    :backlol:



    Love that shit!!
     
  14. Shivvy

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    :jj:
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    tell him to stop cumming in your sister
     
  16. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    yeah go the sports bar route and put him on igno

    just remember to gas up first :c
     
  17. Stew Nod

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    Do it! If ya really want a good thread, ninja vid his replies! There I gave you a fun objective to get through the day :rofl:

    You're welcome
     
  18. Ridic Too

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    So YOU were the fucking dork. Ok, that makes much more sense than your first post in this thread.
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

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    How ironic
     
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    "Tannenhill is better than Brady"
    "The Dolphins are superbowl bound"