My dating profile

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  1. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    Help me write it.

    Who I am:
    Good
    Strong and assertive
    Fun and bubbly
    Spiritual not religious
    Very funny
    Outgoing, yet slightly introverted
    Hate cats

    Bad
    Obsessive
    Nosey
    Sarcastic when angry
    Insistent
    Afraid to commit
    Hate cats

    Let er rip.
     
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  2. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    You going on Ashley Madison.com?
     
  3. Ingens

    Ingens VIP Extreme Gold

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    You hate cats?

    [​IMG]
     
  4. CrucifiedAGT

    CrucifiedAGT He's Around VIP

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    You're a woman. You need one good body shot, one good hair day shot, and one good smiling shot. Your profile is as good as your worst pic.

    The write up is rarely read so keep it short and positive.
     
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  5. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    That might be a problem.
     
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  6. Blur

    Blur Alumnus

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    This will end well.
     
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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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  8. quitefrankly

    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    hates milk and men who sit to pee
     
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  9. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    :grad: must be aware of jacking habits,etc
     
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    CrucifiedAGT He's Around VIP

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    Oh and get on Tinder. It will cut down the number of unwanted messages substantially. I'm on there. PM me and I'll give you my experiences on other sites,
     
  11. Alisonsbankacct

    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Fixated on ejaculate
     
  12. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    Don't put "very funny"... many people think they are, but are not.

    So, even if you think you are, I'd leave it out. "Fun" is enough.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I thought you were married?
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    She changed her mind and likes when guys sit to pee.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    That's why he's there.
     
  16. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    You have to dumb that down. Too confusing for some.
     
  17. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Dating profile? Trash it.

    Lookie here... you're sexy, I'm sexy, come to NYC and we'll embark on a romance of Shakespearian proportions.

    Just don't tell my wife:pissed:
     
  18. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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  19. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    You know what they say:

    "Once you go black...

    ..you get beaten, impregnated and abandoned."
     
  20. Tranquil

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    Sad but true.