My daughter found some hand sanitizer in my room.

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Just yesterday she brought it to me. She told me she'd found it and knew what it was. I asked her if she'd used it. She said yes...

    can you see where this is going?
     
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    Yep moms a porn star
     
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    Not really hand sanitizer? :facepalm:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    :rolleye:

    If I were I'd probably have a lot more money.

    And a lot more herpes.
     
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    Not even remotely. :jj:

    :facepalm:
     
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    So she rubbed your KY on her hands?
     
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    holy fucking herp...
     
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    Astroglide, actually. In fact if you can't read it does look JUST like a bottle of sanitizer. But anyway, yes, yes she did.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Dev has a bedside pump dispenser of Astroglide.


    :marx:
     
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    Q: "What is the one thing that your husband absolutely forbids you to put on his wiener"


    A: "Ben-Gay"
     
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    So are you saying you have a little bit of herpes?

    [​IMG]
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Just a couple, but it's okay cause they're only on my ass. ;)
     
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    BTW, nothing says "class" like smoking in bed. :jj:
     
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    Just when you thought she couldn't get any hotter right? :jerk:
     
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    This will TOTALLY be a story I re-tell when she's a teenager.
     
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    ...in front of her friends ;)


    "Ooooo, mom :mad:"
     
  19. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    What's she brush her teeth with? :c
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    You don't want her finding your "electric toothbrush" next. :c