My day at Chuck E. Cheese (couple MILFS)

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    So I had to go to Chuck E. Cheese today. It was not as much of a nightmare as I'd imagined.
    Don't get me wrong... after a few hours I was BEYOND ready to go but there were some magical moments that made it worth it.

    Also after facing the harsh critiques of my MILFs of the zoo thread, I figured I need practice. So I tried to detect higher caliber MILFs. Or at least get higher quality photos. I think my skills still need work. I shall make a commitment to practice this. But I did get a few.

    Anyway here we go...

    This MILF was wearing an outfit that did not accentuate her milfyness but I'm certain she is one.
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    This MILF had such a great rack I noticed some teenage boys photographing it through the glass, from the opposite side of the salad bar as she was leaning over to fill her plate. I later noticed she was pregnant.
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    THIS thing was awesome. It's like a giant hamster wheel. The more times it goes around, the more tickets you get. And it's guaranteed to make your kid REALLY tired. If they were smart, they'd get a few more and use them to power the building. ;)
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    i had my 30th bday at chuck e cheese. they weren't happy to see us.
     
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    A+ for effort
     
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    This MILF was kind of chubby but had nice funbags. And Chuck E. Cheese is really a good place to get down-blouse shots because moms are always bending over to help their little kids, pump in tokens, and retrieve tickets...
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    NEVER IN MY LIFE have I wished SO BAD that I had a photo of Charlie Sheen's face and some scotch tape.
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    CEC is the best place to pick up single moms. fact
     
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    Dev, did you see any old fat men wearing cross trainers?
     
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    don't be so hard on yourself. it's tough to get good quality pics indoors, the lighting's never right.
     
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    Creepy pics
     
  10. deverrant

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    This one had a great set of sweater puppies too. I photographed her SO many times and just couldn't get a good one. Then I stopped because I feared she'd catch on...
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    THIS lady is not a milf (for everyone) but I have a story about her...
    She was standing by the row of basketball games with her arms spread, making a "c'mere" motion with her hands saying "Yea. That's right. Aw, yea. That's right..." while chicken-necking a bit.
    It appeared she'd been successful at the game and was now showboating and even taunting passers-by. Perhaps looking for her next challenge. (Naturally when she saw me coming she could sense my athletic prowess and she backed down a bit).
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    No. :(

    Very.
    Did you see my zoo ones? They were creepier.
     
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    Dev, you have got my attention. How are you?
     
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    Its only creepy if its a man taking the pics. :coffee:
     
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    fuckin love milf bags
     
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    Meat Week Monday
     
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    How could you not?
     
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    they nigs love chuck e
     
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    Another anecdote: My kid was waiting patiently to spend her last token on this virtual-reality game she'd been wanting to play all day, but it was always being used. This girl was playing the thing forEVER and then I realized she wasn't even playing it. It was in demo mode.
    My kid tapped the girl and asked if she could have a turn now. The girl looked right at her and was like "no" and put her head back in the mask thing. My kid looked at me. I reminded the rude child that she had to share and gave her another several seconds to "play". Then my daughter tapped her again and asked for her turn and again the brat shook her head and said no, with a smirky raise of the eyebrows. She gave me the same shit when I again asked her to please surrender the game she wasn't even playing. I was fucking livid.

    My daughter turned to me practically in tears. She said "she won't get off the game". So I looked around, didn't see any parents for this kid and whispered to my kid "well, you're a little bigger than her. You can probably get her off the game." She looked at me in disbelief. So I just nodded. And my kid went over and removed the girl's hands from the controls and wedged herself between the brat and the game. The kid fussed and tried to get back in but my kid just stiff-armed her til she gave up and stomped off scowling.

    My daughter is old enough to know that this is not usually acceptable, which is why she hesitated. But this kid was such a fucking asshole, who was old enough to know how to share, and I had been at Chuck E. Cheese for 4 hours and all my kid wanted was to play this goddamn game... so what the fuck. You wanna be a brat you gotta be prepared to lose a few.
     
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    this
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    You said hard on.

    Good, you? :)