My Day at the Zoo (with MILFS!)

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I spent the afternoon at the Philly zoo with my daughter and her bff. I spent a million dollars. But it was a beautiful and fun day.

    There were also a lot of MILFs out today... many in revealing clothing thanks to the unseasonably warm temperatures.


    DISCLAIMER: I understand that there is much controversy on the ethics behind keeping animals in zoos. Many argue that it is cruel and exploitative. I can see that side for sure. But it happens to be a fun place to take your kids to see/learn about animals. Plus there are a lot of things zoos do to benefit the animal population as a whole. So don't give me any shit.

    DISCLAIMER PT.2: I understand that there is much controversy on taking pictures of MILFs in their natural habitat. Many argue that it is cruel and exploitative. I can see that side for sure... Oh, wait- no I can't.


    On to the zoo!

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    This is the Impala Fountain sculpture. It's hard to see but in the background is the tree-top tunnel, made of mesh that the monkeys and lemurs in the exotic animal house run through. It spans most of the zoo I think.
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    Vipers...
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    Tree frogs. They're tiny and sticky...
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    And our first MILF. Wedges would not have been my first choice in footwear for a day at the zoo but I'm sure nobody is complaining.
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  2. ZosoHitler

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    Nice!!
     
  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    where are you?
     
  5. Daveindiego

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    So far, that is NOT a Mom I'd like to fuck.
     
  6. nazdrowie

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    yeah, that footwear is kinda meh.


    carry on :munch:
     
  7. BleedingGums

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    5 star motherbitches!!
     
  8. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    I love milfs so very much...
     
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  10. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    These poor things literally looked like piles of shit.
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    Prehistoric...
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    This has the potential to be the greatest thread in the history of the internets. Milfs and exotic animals = gold
     
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    2/5, would not fuck
     
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    More MILF :yay:
     
  14. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    These things were awesome. The baby Orangutan was swinging on this rope, and the mother was just laying there all lazy, but would put her hand-foot up at the last minute to catch the lil one before he/she hit the wall. We sat and watched em for like 15 minutes...
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    More monkeys and a silverback...
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    I'm telling myself the dude (inappropriately) in yellow is her brother... :facepalm:
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    More monkeys and a silverback...
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    4/5, would fuck
     
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    Can you please just cut to the over the stall bathroom pics.

    kthx.
     
  18. deidler

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    I will never be pictured in a dilf thread. :bigcry:
     
  19. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    This is a Jaguar. It's hard to see, but that's part of the reason why this big cat is one of the most successful species on Earth...
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    Lion and Tiger. The tiger peed on the glass right in front of our faces. It was gross. But the tiger was playful and frolicky so that made up for it.
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    ...and where would lions and tigers be without BEARS??! :p
    The first is a Sloth Bear. The second, an Asiatic Black Bear.
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  20. stripes

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    did not read or look at the dumb animals, just here for the milfs.