my day started out great with pastries made by the amish from the farmer's market

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it's a fried lemon curd pie, a perfect glazed donut (crispy outside, tender inside!), and a java chip/chocolate chip scone.

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    i had the lemon curd pie. gf had the scone. the donut still sits on a plate...waiting to die. and some hazelnut coffee.

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  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    ...then the master toilet wouldn't flush. wouldn't plunge. i bought a toilet auger/snake. used it. it unwound and sprayed human feces all over the bathroom. not just a little. a lot. everywhere. every. where.
     
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  3. HAL

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    Sweet
     
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    HAL HAM

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    ...Sweet
     
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  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    spent the next hour picking up nuggets of soggy human feces and making sure i found, cleaned, and disinfected every place where even a drop of turd water touched. walls...basin...floors...bathroom mats...etc.

    sheeeeeiiiiiiit.
     
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    Holy fuck @BaddFunn
     
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  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    oh are you being sarcastic here hal? well are you!
     
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    Hell no
     
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    No need to lie about the donut.
    You're amongst friends.
     
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  10. Harry Gibbs

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    it's all good now, but i'm not confident the plug is totally gone. that toilet had trouble flushing right when i moved in and i wonder if the plug wasn't starting then. i just put some line cleaner stuff in the toilet and i'm letting it sit all day.
     
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    Girlfriend must take massive dumps.
     
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  12. Harry Gibbs

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    omg i wouldn't like aboot a donut!
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

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    her b-hole seems tight, so i don't really know.
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    good...

    for you, i mean. you wouldn't like me when i'm angry.
     
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    What are we talking here dink. Slab? Basement? Toilet on first or second floor?
     
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    Stop clogging your toilet with Amish pastry shits.
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    btw that lemon curd pie was de-fucking-lish. sooooo good i want more.

    saw some juneberry pies there (not by the amish fella though) and i was like "wtf's a juneberry, mate?"
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    upstairs toilet in master bath. i think plumbers deserve to get paid even more than they do.
     
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    @dinkus mayhem

    Always flush with the lid down.
    According to Charles Gerba, PhD, a professor of microbiology at University of Arizona in Tucson, flushing the toilet with the lid up is not wise. "Polluted water vapor erupts out of the flushing toilet bowl and it can take several hours for these particles to finally settle -- not to mention where," he says. "If you have your toothbrush too close to the toilet, you are brushing your teeth with what's in your toilet."
     
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    sounds like a pretty tough day but it cant get any worse then shit on the walls so relax now
     
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