My delicious dinner at Outback Steakhouse was ruined by a Cancer-Kazoo talker

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Right behind me, talking the entire time.... How am I supposed to enjoy my meat & Squaw Bread while listening to that for an hour and a half ??




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  2. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Did you tell him to stfu?
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    LOL, outstanding thread title!

    :backlol:
     
  4. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    You should have pulled out a comb and tissue paper and had a hootinanny
     
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    That dark bread is terrible.
     
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    You should have told him all that meat will give him cancer.
     
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    Its not bad if you dip it in their Potato Cheese soup... Which was quite delicious
     
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    My mind started to wander into weird places... Like, what would a Barbershop-Quartet of Cancer-Kazoo singers sound like?... The harmonizing would sound amazing
     
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    They were all exchanging Christmas gifts, so I restrained myself
     
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    :hat:
     
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    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    I am fucking crying right now! :rofl:
     
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    could he eat and speak at the same time
     
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    His back was to mine... So I could only see his arm move up to his throat out of the corner of my eye every time he'd go to speak .... He ordered the Prime Rib "meeeeeeeeeedium weeeeeeeell" ....that much I understood
     
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    :rofl:
     
  15. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    What a selfish asshole. He should have gone home or just shut that thing off and ate his dinner so others could enjoy. Who the fuck needs to hear that?

    And why haven't they come up with something better by now. I knew guys with those when I was a kid. You'd think they'd figure out one that sounds like a real voice instead of a Cylon or the chorus of a Mantronix song.
     
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    I'd learn sign language & just tell everyone I was deaf before I use one of those things
     
  17. LonghornJ

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    Planned on going to the steak house tonight but it closed at 8pm and all the reservations were full... my 10oz filet oscar style turned in to $20 of Taco Cabana drive thru :nocheer:
     
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    I don't really like talking to people anyway so I'd be okay with it and I'd just sit there quietly and only pull it out for an emergency and never in public.
     
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    Nothing's open here except chink food and 7-eleven.
     
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    I always forget what a dead zone this part of town is tonight... even the bars are closed.