WTF My dentist is a money grubbing camel jockey

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  1. minorsalazar

    minorsalazar Active Member

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    My daughter got a 4 month job in Australia and one of the things they require is a letter from a dentist saying she has , "No dental emergencies that would prevent her from working." I tell her no problem I will contact my dentist and set you up an appointment. She comes home in tears. I ask what is up. Motherfucker wont give us a letter until we spend $2500.00 dollars. He says she has 3 cavities and a wisdom tooth that is "erupting" (they use that word to scare you, it just means it is starting to come through the skin).....I asked her if any of her teeth hurt especially the wisdom tooth. "not a bit" was her answer.....The kicker! guess what he is driving right now. A brand new Mercedes Benz......Fuck that Hodgie.
     
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    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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    That's not nice.
     
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    Oh please. A white dentist will just as likely fuck with you. It's become a complete racket.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    You know "those people" wipe their asses with their bare hands, right?
     
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    get dental insurance faggot it is like $30 buck a month
     
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    BMW>Mercedes
     
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    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    A small price to pay for hygienist tits on your head :cheer:
     
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  10. minorsalazar

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    been there faggot. All you get to chose from is Dental groups and a small discount.....If you have never been to a dental group, don' do it. One dentist working on 8 people at the same time. When my daughter was about 5 or 6 the dental group we belonged to canceled her appointment 3 times (if someone calls or comes in with something that they will make more money on they bump you. The last time we walked in for her appointment they said "im sorry but we will have to reschedule you again". Told them I wasnt leaving until my daughter got her SCHEDULED appointment done. She told me it wouldnt happen. I told them that they will have to call the police to get me to leave....She did. Cops showed up, told them my story. Mister ocifer went in talked to the lady behind the desk and miraculously they found an opening right then and there
     
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    wtf maybe she should consider brushing her teeth every once and awhile. the filthy whore
     
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    Yeah, most dentists are money grubbers IMO. I worked for one where they had meetings every morning before the start of business and discussed the sales goals for the day, like how many electric toothbrushes and $600 night guards the hygienists were expected to sell. The others weren't that brazen, but still the same mindset.
     
  13. Sleep

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    Man, your racism is outta control.

    Everyone knows all medical practitioners will fuck you at every turn.

    Shame on you.
     
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    Sleep I Only Drink Caucasian Water DawgShed News

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    :jj:

    Yeah, that too!

    Tell your yuckmouth daughter to eat an apple once in a while, OP!
     
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    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Immigration will fix this.
     
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    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Waaaaaaa someone cancelled my appointment waaaaaaaaa
    :artiejj:
     
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    Sleep I Only Drink Caucasian Water DawgShed News

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    Tell your daughter to give me a ring if she needs a pussy canal.
     
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    Or if she needs some "cavities" filled.
     
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    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    These dentists are out of control. They tried conning me into doing a root canal on a dead tooth. Bastards :bigcry:
     
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