Entertainment my descent into the seething pit of iniquity..Craigslist!

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  1. Time Bandit

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    typing up the tale now.
     
  2. Just Me

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    You had to reserve a spot for your thread first?
     
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    Hey, I never said I was cute.
     
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    Why is everyone on this board a lunatic?
     
  6. DiamondGoddess

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    Who else has free time to post in the daytime like this?

    :dontknow:

    :c
     
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    Is Time Bandit going to try the Bababooey2uall routine for picking up skanks? Inquiring minds want to know.
     
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    I sold an old patio furniture set to some hot broad on Craigslist once. The furniture was there when we moved in, and we got like $300 for it. That's my extent of using Craigslist.

    Oh, I also like to browse the M4M casual encounters.
     
  10. crazypreacher

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    Jizz Power Levels
     
  11. DiamondGoddess

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    The pix in the dating part of CL are sooooooooo fukkin tragic!!!

    (And yet, I'm waiting for OP...)

    :munch:
     
  12. wife is a whore

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    Craigslist? The good times have far out weighed the bad times for me.

    Where else can you rent an attractive young lady's holes for 4+hrs at a fee of under $100 worth of illicit substances?
     
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    Mayo claims hes "working." :dontknow:
     
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  14. DiamondGoddess

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    No way!!!

    He's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too quick to post.

    :c
     
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    Craigslist is like a public bus stop the people that use it are scum.
     
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    let me assure you it's well worth the wait:

    so there I am minding my own business looking for a camper to buy on craigslist. I see one at a bargain price, a collectible all fiberglass shell from canada. I make an appointment to see and study the few picture provided. I'm looking and see water marks and damage I can live with so I carefully reread the ad. It says some interior paneling will need to be replaced. I relook and what I thought were sheets draped along the walls for decoration I deduce are there to camouflage. I figure what the hell I'll just go look at it, two hour drive. I keep wondering how a fiberglass shell leaked so bad when they are known for not leaking..I guess driving in a storm? snowdrift? I look at the pics again and a section of floor is rotted through, you can see the ground. I think how could that happen? So I sleep on it and leave to go check it out this morning, 5 miles on my way a light bulb goes off..the camper had been in a flood. I canceled.
     
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  20. Lou Loomis

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    Ban him.
     
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