rob82 Jr. was born in the bathroom today before my morning shower. I thought I was just going in for a piss, but then a brand new baby came out, weighing 9 lbs, 8 oz. It had jaundice, so I had to strap a fluorescent light to its back, but it should be healthy in no time. Things got hairy there for a second, I thought I might need to do a d-section, but I finally passed it into the bowl at 8:48 a.m. His full name is rob82 DavieinDiego LHJ Winston Churchill. For it's middle names, I picked the names of its fathers. More pics to come.