My dickhead neighbor.

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  1. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    An old woman parked her car in front of his house and when he snow blowed his driveway he dumped all the snow on her car.

    When she confronted him about it he got all mad and told her she can't park in front of his house.

    So she called the cops.

    When the cops told him he doesn't own the street in front of his house he got belligerent.

    He got 2 summonses. 1 for dumping the snow on the street and 1 for disorderly conduct.

    It was awesome.

    What a dick.
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    Cool story Bro!
     
  3. mingmen

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    smells like bullshit
     
  4. Bro

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    True story
     
  5. dawg

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    That's some life you got there Bro.
     
  6. Bro

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    I know right dawg?
     
  7. latin mami

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    :hw:


    cool story
     
  8. Bro

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    When you gonna hit the tables mami?
     
  9. LonghornJ

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    You should go pee your name in his yard.
     
  10. latin mami

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    I told you I don't play
     
  11. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    You're too serious!
     
  12. Bro

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    Gift me your doubloons then.
     
  13. Bro

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    :idea:
     
  14. Bro

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    Better yet gift them to Longhorn
     
  15. latin mami

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    I would, but I can't give them to anybody that has more than I do
     
  16. Bro

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    See my last post.
     
  17. Bro

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    Come play in a small room. I'll teach you how to play.
     
  18. latin mami

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    I tried to give them to Longhorn, but it just says processing your gift :dontknow:
     
  19. Bro

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    You might only be able to give half.
     
  20. latin mami

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    I tried 10,000