My dinner tonight

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  1. Dr. Ivan

    Dr. Ivan Member

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    I thought since everyone else shares dinner tips I would too.

    For starters I am going to have a healthy black Angus Burger and fries. Notice the burger is full of veggies, very healthy.

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    For the main course I will be having a Delicious Bratwurst Dinner. I am doing real well keeping a healthy diet. I only plan on drinking 10 beers with my meal tonight. I think I have lost 2 pounds so far.

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    And for desert. I just couldn't resit.

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    This should hold me until my midnight snack of 4 bologna sandwiches.
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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  3. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    [HR][/HR]Mmm... warm german potato salad :lunch:
     
  4. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    a plate of dicks, nice
     
  5. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    looks god doc, but cut out most of the bread brah:hat:
     
  6. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    I'll bet you can't swallow it whole.
     
  7. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    That's on the Tuesday menu.
     
  8. Dr. Ivan

    Dr. Ivan Member

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    Watch it friend or I will swallow your moms tits whole.
     
  9. horsefacebetho

    horsefacebetho Well-Known Member

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    I'm so unevolved. I had this.[​IMG]
     
  10. Dr. Ivan

    Dr. Ivan Member

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    Looks good my friend. I could swallow 25 of those whole in one sitting.
     
  11. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I love that stuff too
     
  12. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Tread lightly
     
  13. Dr. Ivan

    Dr. Ivan Member

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    I just finished all that and I am still hungry. This diet thing is really tough.
     
  14. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    I get that your on a diet, but do you have to starve yourself?
     
  15. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    did i accidentally fall down the stairs into the cellar, i mean bar again?
     
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    Hi fake Ivan.:happywave:
     
  17. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Isn't that redundant? Isn't the real Ivan fake too? He wears motorcycle jackets and muscle shirts. Yet does not have a motorcycle or muscles.
     
  18. AGT Blows

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    Zena's breakfast.
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