My Direct TV Genie is either retarded or fucking with me

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  1. Mlaw

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    It's recommending Spanish language stations now. :jj:

    and really, why does it think I would enjoy "Wicked Tuna"?

    Anyone else check out their recommendations and find some crazy shit?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What in God's name is Wicked Tuna? :wtf:
     
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    its trying to tell you to get the latin D
     
  4. Mr. Potato Head

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    I don't have a Genie. :nojj:
     
  6. fletchman71

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    It's actually a pretty good show. It's a show on the National Geographic channel about tuna fishermen in Massachusetts. It's interesting but is going to run it's course really soon just like Deadliest Catch.
     
  7. Mlaw

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    exactly

    sell more pens

    well, I don't record Ice Road Truckers, or Deadliest Catch, there is no reason my Genie should think I would watch it :fil:
     
  8. Mlaw

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    had it, tiniest penis I've ever seen
     
  9. Mlaw

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    ...not yours Kanye, yours is beer can thick
     
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    :jj:

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    teeney's nickname :grad:
     
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    Maybe the Genie thinks you smell like some "wicked tuna"? :c
     
  15. Lemmy

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    My TiVo was always confused. My ex would record cooking shows and I always had it save WWII stuff before the history channel turned to crap. :dontknow:
     
  16. jaw_belize

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    I watch Wicked tuna


    Every time they come back from commercial they replay the last 5 mins that showed right before the commercial
     
  17. Mlaw

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    that's annoying as shit, a lot of programs are doing that, it's like they know people's short term memories have gone to shit :jj:
     
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    huh?