my DirectTV Protection plan is paying off!!!

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  1. Shivvy

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    so i got suckered into paying for that shit. signed up in November. well, one of the HDMI inputs stopped working. no biggie. got 3 other HDMI inputs. anyways... i called them and they sent someone out to fix it. some shitty local company came out, looked at it, and ordered the part. they came back 3 days later and the guy goes, "oh shit. wrong part. sorry. we'll order you a new one." well that was a week ago. This morning, DirectTV called me and offered me:

    These to options:

    Samsung UN46F6400AFXZA
    Vizio M471i-a2 this has only 3 hdmi ports

    :cheer:


    Keep in mind that my TV is like 4 years old :hhh:
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    What does this have to do with nigs acting like nigs?
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    my TV will probably get stolen the day after it arrives :dontknow:
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    :secret: its the catholic mafia. We take care of our own. Body of Christ :cross: god dammit steve
     
  6. Shivvy

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    :lo5:
     
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    A white woman, newly divorced, decides she always wanted to have sex with a black guy. She goes to a bar and picks up a black guy, takes him home and goes into the bedroom.
    She gets naked, lays on the bed and tells him, "OK, do what you do best!"

    So he took her TV and ran out of the house.
     
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    :nojj:
     
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    Pssst :secret: I think that scenario hits a little too close to home :ixnay:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    so you're saying they are buying you a new TV?
     
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    Artie Laugh ****

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    There's no fucking way they're giving you a new tv!
     
  12. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Shiv you shouldnt lie on lent :fil:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    yes. would you like me to cut and paste the email?
     
  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Order Confirm Letter: Product Replacement
    Shivvy (Edited because of creeps)
    74816555
    03-21-14

    Thank you for your response. We will order the Samsung UN46F6400AFXZA you’ve selected.
    Products generally arrive within 7 -10 business days from the date of order. Your product may arrive sooner.
    Tracking information will be available within two business days.You may call customer service for tracking information or respond to this email in 48 hours.
    Per manufacturer keep all packaging materials for a minimum of 30 days on all products should you need to file a manufacturer’s warranty claim.
    If the product arrives damaged please refuse the product and contact us as there are no returns or exchanges on replacement units.
    Sincerely,

    Rebecca
    Service Solutions Team
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

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    yes:

    please:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    absolutely
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

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    I just emailed them and told them two cancel order 74816555
     
  20. Shivvy

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    03-20-14

    Name: Mr. Shivv
    Phone Number:
    Address:
    Dear Shivvy,

    You recently submitted claim 74806555 with us for your television.

    We are happy to let you know under the terms and conditions of your Protection Plan, you are eligible for an equivalent replacement unit.

    Your existing television is a Vizio sv420m We have identified these two units as eligible replacements:

    Samsung UN46F6400AFXZA
    Vizio M471i-a2 this has only 3 hdmi ports
    Please “Reply All” to this email within two business days. Please state which of the Brand and Model numbers above you are selecting.

    Note:
    Ø Please verify your shipping address and correct if necessary.
    Ø Please respond with your selection within two business days.
    Ø We will contact you within one (1) business day from the time you email your response. If you have not received a confirmation from us, please call the number within your protection plan.
    Ø Should your selection no longer be available, we will contact you with another option.
    Sincerely,

    Rebecca
    Service Solutions Team