My Doctor told me to stop smoking and lose some weight

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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I pay all this money in insurance to hear that? It's bullshit, wheres my Oxycontin and Viagra. Then maybe it'd be worth it. Nah, it's still too much.
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I pay 70$ a week for my insurance and it's still pretty lousy. (co-pays, deductibles and shit like that)
     
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    I agree wholeheartedly. :hat:
     
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    lol
     
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    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Like He's telling me something I don't hear on the radio, TV and internet daily.
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Do I look like I'm living in the 1950's?
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    You should sign up for obamacare. Your insurance would be practically free.
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I could get a stranger on the street to tell me that for free. It's like I'm paying this guy to call me fat and tell me how bad smoking is. It's ridiculous.

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    This kid may as well be my doctor.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    What did you expect? Did you ask him for boner pills or vikes?
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Nah, it was my plan but I chickened out.
     
  14. gwartney

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    I'd get some boner pills but my wife would just laugh at me and say "fat chance".
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I don't really need them but they could be fun to have. These days junkies ruined it by their stupid scams when their constant pill seeking. It use to be fun to get some once in a while and the doctors were pretty easy. Now thanks to guys like Micheal Jackson, Rush Limbo and Artie Lange the rest of us cant get get a little bonus from our doctor once in a while.
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I tried all of them ( Viagra,Cialis and Levitra), my buddy that has ED gave me a few.. Didn't really make much of a difference to me.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    For $70 a week he should be telling you to fuck hookers and snort coke. I say find a new doctor. You're getting ripped off.
     
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    I stopped smoking some time ago but every once in awhile I like a cig cause I get high as fuck, yo! It's like I was a kid again left to my own devices in the Reddi Wip aisle.
     
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    Eat a fucking vegetable.
     
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    Totally agree. I dont understand why doctors even bother commenting on cigarettes; people who smoke are not in the dark about the dangers. Its patronizing to tell them to quit.

    Same goes with weight, for the most part. If someone is like 5-10 lbs overweight, I totally get why you would make a brief mention of it, since they are within easy attainment of healthy weight. But, if someone is morbidly obese, why bring it up....they know.
     
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