My dog has a disturbing habit.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Estocada, May 19, 2012.

  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    51,594
    Joined:
    May 9, 2012
    Messages:
    11,765
    Likes Received:
    8,366
    Whenever women come over wearing open toed shoes or sandals, he will invariably curl up at their feet and methodically lick their feet and ankles for 30 minures or so. He only does it with women guests and he isn't aggressive or anything, actually very gentle.

    I'm not sure what to think about this. He is a friendly little guy and most women seem to enjoy it and accept it as a rite of passage. Nothing I can do will shoo him away for long and he is well behaved in all other ways.

    I've decided to ask the advice of random Internet strangers, because I'm sure this site is full of dog behavioral modification eperts.After all, this is DAWG'S SALOON. I'm inclined to just let him get his foot freak on and ignore it. He is a pretty good dog and he seems to need this.

    Please be respectful. This is a serious topic.
     
  2. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

    Reputations:
    -153
    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2010
    Messages:
    12,582
    Likes Received:
    0
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

    Reputations:
    257,515
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2010
    Messages:
    91,117
    Likes Received:
    24,890
    Mark your territory.
    Piss on their feet.
     
  4. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    21
    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2010
    Messages:
    15,803
    Likes Received:
    9
    He got a fetish yo
     
  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

    Reputations:
    200,270
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    212,899
    Likes Received:
    36,850
    Negative rep fo a wordy shit mult.
     
  6. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

    Reputations:
    71,804
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    38,217
    Likes Received:
    5,559
    This guy doesn't know any women.
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

    Reputations:
    24,212
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    64,005
    Likes Received:
    10,778
    has he ever ripped out an eye?
     
  8. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

    Reputations:
    123,774
    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2011
    Messages:
    19,716
    Likes Received:
    9,054
    Let him lick their feet and once his pink lipstick deal comes out, pour salt on it.

    He'll learn then.
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

    Reputations:
    24,212
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    64,005
    Likes Received:
    10,778
    hi teddy
     
  10. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    51,594
    Joined:
    May 9, 2012
    Messages:
    11,765
    Likes Received:
    8,366
    See, this is what I was worried about.
     
  11. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

    Reputations:
    123,774
    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2011
    Messages:
    19,716
    Likes Received:
    9,054
    Hello Michael.
    Sorry man, I saw the opening and I ran right up the middle.
     
  12. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    51,594
    Joined:
    May 9, 2012
    Messages:
    11,765
    Likes Received:
    8,366
    No, he does not pop wood when he does it. Just the foot and ankle deal seems to be enough to satisfy whatever motivation he has.
     
  13. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    51,594
    Joined:
    May 9, 2012
    Messages:
    11,765
    Likes Received:
    8,366
    Before or after he does the licking. Please be specific.
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

    Reputations:
    200,270
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    212,899
    Likes Received:
    36,850
    Let me see your green card, beaner. :killa:
     
  15. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    51,594
    Joined:
    May 9, 2012
    Messages:
    11,765
    Likes Received:
    8,366
    No, he is pretty relaxed and gentle. He usually curls up around their feet and after a couple of minutes of that, the tounge action begins. Pretty smooth operator.
     
  16. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

    Reputations:
    183,733
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    20,069
    Likes Received:
    19,181
  17. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    51,594
    Joined:
    May 9, 2012
    Messages:
    11,765
    Likes Received:
    8,366


    Nice looking pup.
     
  18. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    205,734
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    75,626
    Likes Received:
    26,736
    there has to be a market for this dog's skill set
     
  19. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    51,594
    Joined:
    May 9, 2012
    Messages:
    11,765
    Likes Received:
    8,366
    I see you take that 'Village Idiot' title very seriously. Good for you!
     
  20. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

    Reputations:
    -153
    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2010
    Messages:
    12,582
    Likes Received:
    0
    Rapier wit still intact.