My dog has a disturbing habit.

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  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Whenever women come over wearing open toed shoes or sandals, he will invariably curl up at their feet and methodically lick their feet and ankles for 30 minures or so. He only does it with women guests and he isn't aggressive or anything, actually very gentle.

    I'm not sure what to think about this. He is a friendly little guy and most women seem to enjoy it and accept it as a rite of passage. Nothing I can do will shoo him away for long and he is well behaved in all other ways.

    I've decided to ask the advice of random Internet strangers, because I'm sure this site is full of dog behavioral modification eperts.After all, this is DAWG'S SALOON. I'm inclined to just let him get his foot freak on and ignore it. He is a pretty good dog and he seems to need this.

    Please be respectful. This is a serious topic.
     
  2. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

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  3. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Mark your territory.
    Piss on their feet.
     
  4. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    He got a fetish yo
     
  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Negative rep fo a wordy shit mult.
     
  6. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    This guy doesn't know any women.
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    has he ever ripped out an eye?
     
  8. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Let him lick their feet and once his pink lipstick deal comes out, pour salt on it.

    He'll learn then.
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    hi teddy
     
  10. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    See, this is what I was worried about.
     
  11. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Hello Michael.
    Sorry man, I saw the opening and I ran right up the middle.
     
  12. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    No, he does not pop wood when he does it. Just the foot and ankle deal seems to be enough to satisfy whatever motivation he has.
     
  13. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Before or after he does the licking. Please be specific.
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Let me see your green card, beaner. :killa:
     
  15. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    No, he is pretty relaxed and gentle. He usually curls up around their feet and after a couple of minutes of that, the tounge action begins. Pretty smooth operator.
     
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  17. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Nice looking pup.
     
  18. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    there has to be a market for this dog's skill set
     
  19. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I see you take that 'Village Idiot' title very seriously. Good for you!
     
  20. Porn Stache

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    Rapier wit still intact.