My dog has huge nipples

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  1. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    My lab's nipples are cigarette butt sized.
    Is he gay?
     
  2. eliasbboy

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    Depends. Does he get aroused when you squeeze them?
     
  3. Scott

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    He's backed up. Try milking his anal glands.
     
  4. Daveindiego

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    It's from you sucking on them so much.

    Give the poor dog a few hours break.

    :c
     
  5. nazdrowie

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    I didnt know you had a dog
     
  6. Popeye Saavedra

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    Why are you looking at your dog's nipples? :wtf:
     
  7. Shine

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    That's his penis, not a nipple
     
  8. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Yes?

    Not falling for that again.

    Not falling for that again.

    shut it
     
  9. DarkFriday

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    Pics or it never happened :coffee:
     
  10. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    How can I not?
     
  11. gilaet

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    no pics
     
  12. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    sick fucks
     
  13. nazdrowie

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    you call your cat Fidel Catro...what's your mutt's name..Doggie Howser?
     
  14. Popeye Saavedra

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    Stop sucking on them and they will shrink back to normal size.
     
  15. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Monkey
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Please ban yourself.
     
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    :giggle:


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    :jerk: describe them for me in detail then.... slooooowly
     
  19. Shine

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    :wtf:
     
  20. gilaet

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    My boxer's name is Jake Lamotta. :coffee: