My dog shit on practically everything

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  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I was driving back from the Midwest and having started way before dawn, decided to get my dog, Champ the Wonder Dog, a delicious breakfast bisquit.

    This, in addition to the turkey and other treats he had enjoyed, proved to be quite an error


    I was soon treated to gas and sudden, explosive shits inside my car. Then after cleaning that up as best I could, sudden urping of the most sour, vile liquids from the absolute worst part of hell

    Fuck my life.
     
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    Put the dog down. It has dog Ebola.
     
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    no human food. dog treats only.
     
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I put at least 5 ️dawgshed posters down before is put Champ down

    Actually, probably a lot more than that.

    Umm sorry.
     
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    Hope you have leather seats. :eek:
     
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I know. I'm an asshole.
     
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Company sled. Fuck it.
     
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    So, did he get his name "Champ" cause he's the best at inappropriate shitting ??
     
  9. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Cornerback for the broncos. My son named him. I wanted Elvis I always want Elvis.
     
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    Use Natures Miracle.
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Our Elvis, may he R.I.P.

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    Great name for a dog.
     
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    End thread.
     
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    I cant stop laughing at this :jj: Sorry Jump
     
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    damn I miss ODB

     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    That is a great name for a dog. Usually, I don't like naming a dog a human name like Steve, or Alice, but Elvis is ok. :)
     
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    Bananas too o_O

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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    It's all good. I live that pooping bastard like a child. I made him Mac and cheese to settle down his upset stomach.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    If you really love him quit feeding him that shit. :no:
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Another thing, don't be taking your dog to someone else's house. They don't like it, even if they don't tell you. :grad:
     
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