My dog won't stop farting

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  1. gilaet

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    Do cats fart?
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    Do you have a time machine?
     
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    feed him a couple hard boiled eggs. :hat:
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Fuck that.
     
  6. Scott

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    Stop blaming the dog you smelly bastard. :nono:
     
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    Gus knocked over a tray of deviled eggs on Easter and ate all of them.. :fart:

    It was horrific.
     
  8. eliasbboy

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    Holy shit! :jj:
     
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    Easter + Eggs, it probably was.:dontknow:
     
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    1/21/2010.
     
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    You know how when you release a fart you can almost immediately know if its going to be heinous or not? I wonder if dogs have that same sense...

    Of course, dog farts are always heinous, so probably not.
     
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    Time machine.
     
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    Set it on fire.
     
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    Good idea.

    Rufus has been a farting mess for 4 days now......nasty
     
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    :hug:
     
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    How did your wife end up with the name Rufus?
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

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    :ohno: