My doggie is pooing and peeing by my dining room table...

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  1. Jayla

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    What to do? He isn't sick, isn't elderly (8). Just seems to be going through a "I wanna relieve myself inside the house, whatcha gonna do about it??" phase. :dontknow:
     
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    What does it say in "Oh My Dog"?
     
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    Does he do it in front of you?

    Have you taken Beth's advice and hired an animal behaviorist?
     
  4. Limo Wreck

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    Whoop his ass.
     
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    REPORT AND NEG HIM
     
  6. bznick

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    Hire a behaviorist... Hire a personal weatherman...Call your car service and have the driver take you "out East".
     
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    RUB HIS NOSE IN IT!

    He'll remember how bad it smells and tastes next time he thinks of it.
     
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    It says "what kind of moron would buy this piece of shit book?"
     
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    A well placed shoe to the back of his head might help.
     
  10. Jayla

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    No and no.:)
     
  11. Jayla

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    :no:Never. But I am getting snide with him.
     
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    Have ze cleature destloyed.
     
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    I would show it to him and then, put him outside for a timeout.

    He needs to know why he's out there and can't come in.

    Or, you can do one of these two things.

    DePace method: Hit him with a rolled up newspaper. (preferably the Washington Times)

    Or,

    Howard method: Bark at him "NO", and, I mean, really bark the "NO" like a dog would if a dog could speak English.

    Good luck.
     
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  15. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I wouldn't do that, but I am almost ready to start threatening it. I am on my hands and knees cleaning dog waste every day now. @GaryPuppet
     
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    Have you tried dancing with him?
     
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    Have ze beast de boweled.
     
  18. Robert Higgins

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    I dont blame him--it's frigging cold out.
     
  19. Jayla

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    I will try method #1. I keep thinking he doesn't need any special re-training, because he's never done this before, but my disapproving looks and tone don't seem to faze him.
     
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    Is there some scent there that is attracting him. There are scent neutralizers that work pretty well.

    What has changed in your home?