My eating ass .. been out of control lately

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    just been eating so much ass lately ..anilingis I think it's called.
     
  2. BrulesRules

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    Rim
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    Gomez
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    :bigthink
     
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    More women should enjoy that and allow me to do it.
     
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    Don't tell them or give them a warning you are going to do it, just go for it. I've found this is the best approach.
     
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  7. Gomez

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    I just worry about getting sick :dontknow:

    shit needs to be pristine down there
     
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    That's been the approach in the past.
     
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    e coli
     
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  10. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at? Gold

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    That's what Handi-Wipes are for.
     
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  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Actual quote from a porn I saw:

    "But I poop from there!"

    "Not today, you don't!"
     
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    True. I've only done it with girlfriends that I know have just showered.

    Not with some skank from the bar.

    On second thought, maybe I did once or twice. :oops:
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    So what does feces taste like?
     
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    stripper disinfectant :cheer:
     
  15. Gomez

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    pungent
     
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    dumpster crab legs
     
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    Like shit.
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Whoa, what's the matter with your broat
     
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    too many captains
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I'm gonna take a krayak instead, Denny.
     
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