My eating has been out of control lately

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    Every day it's the same shit...

    Frozen thai curry thing, followed by some unhealthy yogurt products, followed by a frozen pizza covered in bbq sauce. I also just realized today that I havent gotten laid with a chick my age in over 4 years (I was with a cougar a year ago).

    Its gotta be at least 3000kcal every day, and today I ate really early so Im hungry again now and really want some chocolate and more snacks.

    Just really been feeling shitty lately in general :( and I'm tired all day.
     
  2. Anfkid

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    EAT A DICK FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    You sound like Peg Bundy you fucking Melvin.
     
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    Gary, can I ask you a question?
     
  8. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    I am eating right and walking at least 3 miles a day and I am still not losing weight.
     
  9. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    you forgot chode.
     
  10. RH Goatcabin

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    Melvin, Roast Beef Chode. :nojj:
     
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  11. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    what is it
    why dont you jog instead?
     
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    Small boy. :nojj:
     
  13. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    get a fucking life dude
     
  14. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    I am to fat to jog :down:
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    me too bro, i've been so stressed lately, i have a new girlfriend who i really like, but am so nervous that she's not who i think she is, and i'm getting a new store this week, so i've really just been unhealthly lately, tomorrow is the first of the month, so i'm planning on starting over
     
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    :lol:

    You shouldn't have quit your factory job. It would have kept you busy for 8 hours a day instead of sitting in your room binge-eating like a bitch. Hard work would have made a man of you.
     
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  17. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    i feel lke such a melvin bro, i'm so stuck on my ex, even thought i have a wonderful life right now
     
  18. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    talk to Froggy
    I'm starting fresh tomorrow as well, lol, since it's the 1st of a new month. Gonna hang a calendar on my door later tonight and write down some goals and plans for different days.
     
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  19. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    I was still eating like shit, just much later (after work). And I'm already a man.
     
  20. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    don't fuckin disrespect me again by responding to me in a mulitquote faggot