My ending for Breaking Bad would of been a masterpiece.

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  1. Mutt Sucks

    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    Last scene Walter Jr. is in his room smoking the blue Meth in a homemade pipe.
     
  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    He was retarded you jerk.
     
  3. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I'd have him attempting to light the pipe but not being able to manage it.
     
  4. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Now that's brilliant.
     
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    OCDlikeaMF Active Member

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    I watched the show in bulk, I didn't watch season 4 and 5 till this week. Brian Cranston is brilliant. Watching the show, Walt goes from weakling to a fucking lunatic by the 2nd to last episode and redeems himself 100 percent in the final moment of the finale. That Jessie being held as a slave was crazy. Which had me thinking, they probably raped him too. I stopped watching like a year or two ago, hearing all the hype brought me back. I got a new appreciation for Jeff Shick from Seinfeld, I hated Malcolm in the middle.........................anti dentite....
     
  6. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    Would HAVE!!!!!

    Is this an epidemic?
     
  7. Marty

    Marty New Member Banned User

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    Brilliant
     
  8. quitefrankly

    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    or bein raped by the Aryans
     
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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    and club fuckin footed you asswipe
     
  10. SillyOldMan

    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

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    Lol, brilliant!!!
     
  11. Winst

    Winst Well-Known Member VIP

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    ..and in that process he manages to start a fire that burns down the house..killing his mother and little sister in the fire...and burning up ten million dollars
    that Skyler was smart enough to stash away in her *other* secret storage facility that she never bothered to tell Walt about.

    ........ :whistle:

    Jr. only manages to survive the fire by ditching his crutches and crawling on his belly to avoid the heat and smoke up above...and he ends up crawling into
    the backyard pool where he will be safe from the flames.
     
  12. Stinkfist

    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    'Would of'

    You, sir, are a true wordsmith.
     
  13. jameslanza

    jameslanza Well-Known Member

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    Do you think that baby holly will be a autistic? Maybe that's why he broke bad
     
  14. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Have an A-1 day!
     
  15. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    About two months after Walter dies, Walt Jr.will be handed nine million dollars. He can smoke all the meth he wants at that point.
     
  16. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    My ending would have had Walt Jr. enjoying a hearty pancake breakfast obviously without Walt... frozen micro-waved Aunt Jemima pancakes. With lots of syrup. He would arrange the side order of bacon carefully spelling out the words FU...
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    How do you know my Sunday morning routine?
     
  18. Mutt Sucks

    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    Oh go fuck yourself. Hate assholes like you who think you are so smart. BTW, your mother blew me. Is that correct? Blows me or Blew me?
     
  19. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    No, he thinks you're NOT so smart.

    "Have" is a verb: "We Have an Illiterate Poster."
    "Of" is a preposition: "That son of a bitch doesn't know the language."
     
  20. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    Internet Grammar Police here. As you've probably surmised by now, either can be correct. If his mom is no longer actively blowing you, go with the latter. If she continues to blow you to this day, then go with the former.