My EPIC SWISS CHARD THREAD *******

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  1. Bro

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    So check it out.

    I bought some pre sliced muchrooms and a bunch of chard.

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    I start by sauteing up the mushrooms.

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    I see a stir fry in your future, Bro. :nojj:
     
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    And....
     
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    While the mushrooms are sauteing I cut the stems off the chard and cut them up like celery.

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    No stir fry sauce.
     
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    I added red pepper flakes to the mushrooms.

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    to spice things up.
     
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    Take out the mushrooms and deglase the pan with a little wine and cook the stems till soft. swiss chard 5.jpg
     
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    Once soft add the chard leaves and saute until wilted.

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    I added red pepper flakes to the chard also. Once the chard is wilted I added chopped garlic.

    Two whole heads. Can't never have enough garlic.

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    I should put it in a wrap.
     
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    I meant to saute up some fat jalapenos but I have Alzheimers and forgot.
     
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    Chow's on the floor! :derp:

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    Thanks Obama.
     
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    THIS is stir fry sauce.

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    What's wrong with your cheap-ass Walmart knife? Doesn't look right.