My ex husband is an asshole

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  1. husband is an asshole

    husband is an asshole New Member

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    My screen name says it all!!!

    My story:

    The credit card he ordered for his girlfriend came to my house. Long story short, he had taken me off of his account (mind you, I was his WIFE). A month later, a brand new Amex shows up in the mail, addressed to another woman. I was thinking that the mailman put something in my box for someone else, but nope, it was my address, and her name. I Googled her and saw that he and she were connected on Google+. Of course he denied denied denied and said, "If I wanted to add someone to my account, why would I have the card come to OUR house?" I said, "Cause you're a dumb ass who probably didn't realize that the card was going to go to the primary account holder's address." Of course, he still denied knowing her. So being the amazing detective that I am cause I grew up in the generation of Scooby-Doo and Inspector Gadget, I got into his Amex account and saw that he not only added her to his account, but he was spending a tremendous amount of money wooing her. He even took her "home" to meet his family last Thanksgiving. I saw the airline tickets he purchased when I was in his account. Oh and he took her to Vegas too... nice, right? Soooo I filed a missing spouse divorce. He had no idea I filed, and he had no idea we were divorced until I scanned the divorce decree and sent it to his work email address. And would you guys believe he had the nerve to say "I can't believe you divorced me?"
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    oh?
     
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    Does he post here?
     
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    You guys always thinking with the wrong head
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    this is the only schtick that i like Dave doing :cheer:
     
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    Are you hotter than the whore he's hammering?
     
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    :bigcry:
     
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    Have you been getting any good feedback on your bosses action plan for you? :munch:
     
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    You can always get back at him by blowing me.
     
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    That's pretty much how my mother caught my father, except the bill came to the house in the mail
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    asl?
     
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    How could you file a "missing spouse divorce" if you knew where he was?
     
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    He was emailing Dawg this morning :jj:

    02-18-2016 06:38 AM <Dave Matthews> I just asked dawg for my account back
     
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