WTF My Ex once caught her BF's dad jacking off to her

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    This chick I was dating once told me that while she was in High School..
    She was going at it wither then bf and they busted his old man full on, oiling the baseball glove to them....

    They thought they were alone and we're doing stuff in the livingroom when they noticed his old man, door slightly ajar from his bedroom johnson in hand...


    Greenville, Ohio ladies and gentlemen

    Any shed ladies care to share their war stories?
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    It's Saturday I just woke up and I'm about to go watch Batman vs. Superman.... and u never know bet there are some crazy shed chick stories

    :dancin:
     
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    I used to work with retards and this was in group homes with overnight shifts and this one female coworker told me she was sleeping in the couch and woke up to one of them just standing in the middle of the living room yanking his meat to her :jj:
     
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    She musta been hot. Lets see some pics X!
     
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    :nopix:
     
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    :roll:
     
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    Dad should've jumped in and gotten in the mix too.
     
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    My house, my rules.
     
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    Might have one or two...will look after b v s
     
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    This guy was totally not the type either, he was really one of those shy timid ones. I guess when he realized she was awake he was all EEP and ran back to his room
     
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    It's Destiny that shapes Our Fate
     
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    My mom hated when I would do that
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Touche
     
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    In my defense, it wasn't exactly the middle of the room.
     
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    This dad was either mildly retarded or this story is bullshit.
    No way
    You have to be missing chromosomes to do this kinda stuff Not to mention to your own son and girlfriend.
     
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    :spit:
     
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    Have you ever been to Greenville Ohio?
     
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    Thank goodness for internet porn, keeps the weirdos poison free.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    This was way back in the 14k Internet stone age
     
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