My extensions just got tugged out by my boyfriend

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    We was having a real rough session for a client and he tugged my extensions right out. I have a glandular problem and can't grow hair for shit ever since. Anyway the hot client paid up big time for damages incurred in the line of duty and it's all good now.

    I'm going to Fantastic Sam's now. Snip snip, weave weave.
     
  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I thought you were married? :right:
     
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    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Don't fuck up her story schmoop, it's like a weston.
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    What are you doing home from work? :mad:
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    he has to feed his pet parrot

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    :lol:
     
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    I mostly have half days except for one week out of the month when my parents go up to their mountain house. I have an easy life and i still get paid like I'm working 40+ hours a week. :cheer:

    :jj::hat:
     
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    bobtraw's really a man, isn't she/he? :glol:
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    looked better bugger

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  10. Schmoopy

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    I just saw it in the other thread. Calm down. :jj:
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    when its big, it doesn't look right because it's supposed to be smaller

    when it's small it doesn't look right because it is supposed to be bigger

    :pissed:
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    You saw my real photo yesterday and you're still not convinced I'm a woman? :mad:
     
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    I think he might have had a bad experience



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  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    He thinks I am a transsexual in the first place. I almost had him swayed to think I'm a woman and now he thinks I'm a full on man!

    My dick's not nearly as big as Tim Curry's.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Wait a second.

    Bobtraw has/had hair extensions?

    I've lost a lot of confidence in Bobtraw. I can't believe you would fake something like that.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    IT's just a made-up post. I don't have hair extensions or a boyfriend.
     
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  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I have a friend who put an entire kitten's head in his mouth the other day. He's a cool guy.
     
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    Learn how to work, kid.
     
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    :lol: