my eyes burn from sweat an my eyebrows is overgrown

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i get sick of being so metro an having to pluck those caterpillars i got over mis ojos rojos.

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    :urat:, faggit. Pwned!
     
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    You got Andy Rooney eyebrows?

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  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    not yet, but by the time i'm as old as him, if i don't keep trimming an tweezing, i will.

    i'm aboot to make mis ojos mas rojos.
     
  5. BearShit

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    hairy eyebrows. You got wop or raghead in you?
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'm sorry i reported you. you got enough problems in you life withoot having me report you for posting pedophilia pics bro.
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    1/4 greek. i like spanikopita, orza, ouzo, an i got hairy eyebrows if left to their own devices.

    i tired to rep you but i can't give you reps yet! i own you bro.
     
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    you still trying to impress the mexican lady by looking like a landscaper?
     
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    I'm with you Dink.

    I see a long one in the group now and then, and I have to pull it out. It's a real hassle, but I'd rather not look like an old man.
     
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    :hat:

    How many greek goddesses you fuck?
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you want a hear a fucked up thing? i went casual to work today. dark wash jeans and a long sleeved casual pullover shirt an she was all disappointed today because i wasn't dressed up, like usual. she still blew me an almost drove me insane by licking an kissing my ear, but she likes it better when i'm all professional looking. must be some fantasy shit.
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i've never been intimate with any greek chicks, ever! i was with a asian american (she had a chinese dad an white mom) in college an now this mexican chick, but that's it for flavor. other than that it's been all whitey.
     
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    no brah...the closer you dress to look like her husband, the less guilt she feels.

    It's a coping mechanism.
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i can take a punch to the gut or jaw, but i'll be damned if tweezing my eyebrows doesn't hurt like a bitch every time.
     
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    Fo realz.
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    He wears khakis an polos. i dress to impress.
     
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    You're at a crossroads. It's time to either go for the rugged look or cry like a metrosexual while plucking your eye brows....it's either or pal.
     
  18. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    I have the broad who cuts my hair trim mine.
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i still look rugged an manly; i just cry like a bitch in the process of looking like i didn't just saunter out of the woods.

    does she pluck them? i have my girl friend do it sometimes. she does it better than i do. i heard a guys who go to asian places an get their nose hair removed using that hair removal wax on popcicle sticks shoved up their nostrils!
     
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    Nah, she just uses the trimmer she shaves the neck hair off with, well the trimmer and a comb. Works good, no pain.

    ETA that nose hair thing sounds fuckin painful!