Speaking of wacko's, my wife's family gathers today for a big dinner. From noon till 2 they have there own little service then they eat. I'm always told I don't have to be there till 2:05.
So your wife's family is going to totally ruin the Masters for you today? Wow, that is selfish of them. This is exactly why I am never going to get married. If I was you, I'd be heading into a major blowup today. I would be one angry fuck if I got dragged to some Wife's family nightmare, and had to miss the Masters.
But that is everyday. Today, they are all stuck in church, and allowing me to get into and out of Starbucks much quicker.
I bet you could fire big ass Howitzers down main streets in Texas with no concern of hurting a person.