My favorite part about Christmas and Easter.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    All the weirdo religious wacko's are stuck in church, and the streets are pretty empty. :c
     
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    its not like you leave your house anyways :rolleyes:
     
  3. Daveindiego

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    :rolleyes:

    You are always here, I am not.

    I have a life to lead.
     
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    Speaking of wacko's, my wife's family gathers today for a big dinner. From noon till 2 they have there own little service then they eat. I'm always told I don't have to be there till 2:05.
     
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    as are their brains.
     
  6. Daveindiego

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    So your wife's family is going to totally ruin the Masters for you today?

    Wow, that is selfish of them.

    This is exactly why I am never going to get married. If I was you, I'd be heading into a major blowup today. I would be one angry fuck if I got dragged to some Wife's family nightmare, and had to miss the Masters.
     
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    i will celebrate this most holy day by swilling beer, watching golf, and playing poker.
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    But that is everyday.

    Today, they are all stuck in church, and allowing me to get into and out of Starbucks much quicker.
     
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    in that order.
     
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    Tell us about Kaiser Wilhelm. Good guy?
     
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    your a wise man
     
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    i know he had a job.
     
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    Happy Easter Dave. I prayed you have a blessed day.
     
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    He was as successful at it as you are yours :)
     
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    Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?

    So they can have something to unwrap.

    [​IMG]
     
  16. Daveindiego

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    Thanks, dude.

    You're a good guy. I appreciate it.

    Happy Easter to you too.
     
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    Good point! Reps when I can
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I bet you could fire big ass Howitzers down main streets in Texas with no concern of hurting a person.
     
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    Yes, but you'd hit several dozen "He Is Risen" signs on any given street...:ohnoes: