My favorite part about Christmas and Easter.

All the weirdo religious wacko's are stuck in church, and the streets are pretty empty.

 

its not like you leave your house anyways

 

You are always here, I am not.

I have a life to lead.

 

Speaking of wacko's, my wife's family gathers today for a big dinner. From noon till 2 they have there own little service then they eat. I'm always told I don't have to be there till 2:05.

 

as are their brains.

 

So your wife's family is going to totally ruin the Masters for you today?

Wow, that is selfish of them.

This is exactly why I am never going to get married. If I was you, I'd be heading into a major blowup today. I would be one angry fuck if I got dragged to some Wife's family nightmare, and had to miss the Masters.

 

i will celebrate this most holy day by swilling beer, watching golf, and playing poker.

 

But that is everyday.

Today, they are all stuck in church, and allowing me to get into and out of Starbucks much quicker.

 

in that order.

 

Tell us about Kaiser Wilhelm. Good guy?

 

your a wise man

 

i know he had a job.

 

Happy Easter Dave. I prayed you have a blessed day.

 

He was as successful at it as you are yours

 

Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?

So they can have something to unwrap.

 

Thanks, dude.

You're a good guy. I appreciate it.

Happy Easter to you too.

 

Good point! Reps when I can

 

I bet you could fire big ass Howitzers down main streets in Texas with no concern of hurting a person.

 

Yes, but you'd hit several dozen "He Is Risen" signs on any given street...