My favorite professor saw me standing outside the campus library and said....

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  1. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    "Sickfeeling, you look terrible; you look like a homeless veteran. There is something wrong with you... Your aura is broken."

    She is my favorite professor. Also a very adorable Latina.
    It seemed funny at first but as the day has dwindled down and I sit in bed eating a box of coconut popsicles, I can't help but feel terribly sad.


    Clinical depression, baby.


    Fuck
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Some fancy schmancy tree-hugging faggot said that to me once. "It's like your spirit is broken, you don't give off the same energy"

    Listen, you animal-humping ass.........I got pissed and puked on before I even went to work. Excuse me for not having my "Miss Sunshine" smile on.

    Shake it off!
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    It's just that it caught me off guard. Usually when she sees me we chat and she smiles and that's that. She literally winced when she recognized me.

    Piss
     
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    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    community college is rough
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Many years ago I went into this crafts place with my GF because she wanted to buy beads. This older woman, sales clerk, 55ish, looks at me and says something like "You should buy leather and make some boots, to go with your hairshirt." and I was all :smile: because I didn't know what the term meant then. When I looked it up, I was pissed off, but she was really extremely perceptive....:nojj:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Ypu should have just told her that her tits looked sloppy.
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    I'm at an average public university.
    I was kicked out of Rice university, though.
    Ahhh I love reminiscing about the worst moments of my life.
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    She actually looked hot. I actually jerked one off to her. While weeping
     
  9. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    perhaps people who see "auras" should not be taken seriously
     
  10. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne New Member Banned User

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    this is why you end up with the losers. A nice guy is trying to make conversation with you and you act abrasive and cunty.
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    I think that was just her way of saying that I look like garbage.
     
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    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    my co-worker thinks she can see auras, and tries to diagnose medical conditions therefrom. she is not to be trusted.
     
  13. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    This guy I post with believes there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

    But he loves you.

    He loves you, and he needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! :doh:
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    YOU CITE YOUR REFERENCES YOU LiTTLE HARLOT
     
  15. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    George Carlin :coffee:
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    well no SHEEET
    so you really believe all that mooga-booga religious stuff or is it shtick?
     
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    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    it's all real dude, although i am seriously contemplating moving on to greener pastures, so to speak :coffee:
     
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    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    or going to war with sb

    one or the other :coffee:
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Uh oh.....that's what Jim Jones said when he left LA.....:worried:
     
  20. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    you always look broken