Stern Show My favorite wack packer has crossed over into my life. sort of

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  1. skinvy

    skinvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    So I'm friends with this guy, who is recently divorced, and is the mayor of an average size town in the ny metro area. He tells me he's seeing this girl, shows me pics (out of his league, IMO) but tells me there's one problem. There's this guy who's cyber-stalking her, and she was complaining to him and showing him the texts. And the guys name was .........SourShoes! Says he constantly calls her in that baby voice, drives her crazy. I told him he had no chance since Sour is a genius and he's just some small time mayor. He seemed like he kind of agreed.
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    So what's Sour going to do? Take a chicken from the fake Roy Rogers and throw it at her?
     
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    HelloCleveland! Well-Known Member

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    I can't talk right now. Can I call you back?
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Sour, I'm going to alert the FBI and have you arrested
     
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    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    That baby voice makes bitches wet. The mayor has no chance.
     
  6. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think Sour Shoes is higher than a wack-packer. He has talent, actually works, & people like him. Wack-packers are garbage. :fil:
     
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    larry Darrel Well-Known Member

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    "It's against the lawww."
     
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  9. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    noine noine noine noine noine noine noine noine.
     
  10. Mike Huntslooce

    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions Gold

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    Can I tell you my favourite Mike Walker story?
     
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    Sour listen to me are your parents home now?