my feet were wet, my pants were soaked, an my dick tingled, but i still had fun

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Mar 11, 2012.

  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it sounds like i'm describing a orgy but i'm just talking aboot my bike ride today. 45 miles for my first real ride a the season. the roads an trails were wet an sloppy with huge puddles from snow melt, but it still ruled. feels good man. :c

    what'd you do today?
     
  2. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Watched a little TV and worshed some clothes.

    That's about it, champ.
     
  3. wetback

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    did 700 mile training camp last week! talk aboot it :c
     
  4. Mur

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    Slept till noon and watched the Penguins game.
     
  5. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    ate kfc
    first kfc of the season


    first bro
     
  6. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    oh, also threw up in a hotel shower
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    jesus christ hermano. tu eres loco! you soy muy jeliouso. :c
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    kudos on the first kfc of the season. that's awesome.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Damnit, I lost all focus at "dick tingling".

    I'll be back shortly........'cause I don't have the energy for my own thread, but have some venting to do.
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Wow.
     
  11. Porn Stache

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    I pretty much stared off into space.

    Edit: I also goofed on AnimalGod.
     
  12. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    hey dink! I posted a ton. and I cleaned my pool and picked up dogshit in the back yard. oh, and put up our St Patricks day flag and banner. :D
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I didn't kill him off after the "L" word...but tonight, I said "uchh, it's going to be another 4 am night for me, 'cause sleep is nowhere close" - and he cunted out on me. In my house. On my property. Sitting in my fucking chair.

    I fucking snapped and kicked him out. Kidding me? Do I have a bedtime now?

    I haven't changed in the 3 weeks we've been sleeping together you utter fucking fool. I understand that you were hoping to see me naked sooner - but being an asshole about it won't get you closer to the goal line.

    WTF IS THE MATTER WITH MEN??????????? (or is it me?)
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    the guy wants to see his girl naked and wants to go to bed with her by his side. seems pretty normal for a three week old relationship. plus he probably wanted sex. guys can be real pouty when they don't get laid by their lady.
     
  15. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'll thank you in the future to avoid the word "relationship".

    And I'm already raising 2 little boys - fuck off if you want a mommy. I'll go to bed when I'm damn good and ready, and not a fucking moment before. If you wanna get cunty with me for this -

    GET

    OUT
     
  16. Porn Stache

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    You mad, bro?
     
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    :hi5: on the ride, hermano.
     
  18. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    come to bed when you're good and ready, just wake me up and gimme a good plowing, before you fall asleep :)
     
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  20. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    I went to an aquarium show and bought some live corals for my tank.

    Nerd mode