My Fellow Americans we need to ban Spoons and Forks now!

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    It's a national tragedy! People are dying every single day of Diabetes and and heart disease from over eating. Save lives ban forks and spoons now!!!!

    Obesity is an epidemic!
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    i like the spork.

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    that way you don't have to stop to put down one utensil and pick up the other. more time for eating.
     
  3. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    they will just go to sporks
     
  4. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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  5. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    lulz 2 unfunny niggas in a row wit a shit joke yo
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Has anyone ever seen those bumper stickers of the Texas Flag with the word Secede?

    Fuck Texas.
     
  7. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Dawg is calling out tha kid on his diabeetus.
     
  8. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    I read every Dave post in the voice of Betty White
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Wow. Senility sounds like a real motherfucker.
     
  10. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    nah yo
     
  11. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    You would know :bullypop:
     
  12. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    Spork
     
  13. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    3rd unfunny nigga yo
     
  14. newcastlefan

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    Brooklyn wants to secede from NYS
     
  15. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I wouldn't have a clue, but I'd imagine if you are hearing betty whites voice in your head, that you must be in late stage dementia.

    Poor creature. :console:
     
  16. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    forpoon
     
  17. newcastlefan

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    spork u
     
  18. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Brooklyn can tongue my shit pipe for all the fucks I give about it. I went to brooklyn once when I was in NYC, because I missed getting off the subway at the right exit.

    :c
     
  19. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    omg lulz google a picchur too yo.. shit be geneous
     
  20. GHP

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    It makes your posts halfway bearable :bullypop: