My Fellow Canadians, please GTFIH!

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  1. sstressed

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    i need some advice.

    i’m a canadian-american and i’m thinking of moving back to mother Canada. i’m kind of home sick and life is winding down. i miss grass and trees and weather.

    i’m mostly a home body so I’m thinking I won’t hate snow that much if I don’t have to fight it every day and i’m assuming I can hire someone to shovel the driveway/sidewalks.
    my retirement income will be whatever the canadian average annual retiree household income is. so not too much $$ but not too little.

    please attempt to convince me to stay away from the horrors of Canada, specifically Ontario. i lived in london for years and it’s calling to me. nice and boring, just the way I like it. or suggest another mid sized quiet place.

    it won’t be until the summer of 2016 but I need to make plans well in advance


    other than what you may think of me, would you recommend moving to canada to a friend living in the U.S.?

















    i might be having a post midlife crisis. :nooo:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Take Avril Lavigne with you
     
  3. sstressed

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    no way!

    she loves america long time.
     
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    I bet canada has shit weed
     
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    trust me, i checked up on it. :leaf:

    if all else fails, i'll buy some new genetics and get another grow light.
    i have a bunch of quality genetics but smuggling seeds into my new home country might be a wrong first move.
     
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    Are there a lot of blacks in Canada?
     
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    Dude, don't do it. :no:

    They're bugging these days. Back-peddling on bud. More regulation. More limits. It's no good. :no:
     
  8. nazdrowie

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    stay the fuck out
     
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  10. sstressed

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    i've been keeping up with it. it is getting a bit odd up there. they took away grow rights.
    BUT, it's canada. she's pretty liberal compared to us. the pot laws will definately affect my decision. much can happen by 2016.


    i also like the area where chriza lives. :bigthink:
     
  11. sstressed

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    :nocheer:






































    i've been a citizen longer than you sonny! :grouch:














































    besides, i'll give you free pot.
     
  12. Butcher

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    you should move to the Hamptons instead


    Or Brampton
     
  13. sstressed

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    when i lived there, there were about 20 of them. maybe 30.
    i think it's changed.
     
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    Move to Washington
    Lots or pretty areas and recreational weed is legal.
     
  15. sstressed

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    i may have to start drinking beer again. i think it's a law. labbats blue was decent.
     
  16. sstressed

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    yeah it's nice up there. i've thought about washington. big trees, lots of green, legal weed. it's not home though.
     
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    deserter :coffee:
     
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    mum got the asthma! i was kid napped!
     
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    and i'm pretty healthy so i won't burden the health care system.
    knock on wood!
     
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    i'm google earthing london.

    i wish i could remember the addresses i used to live at.





    my grandparents lived in mount brydges for awhile and i stumbled on it while checking out london. it's hardly changed in size in 30 years.

    maybe i'm thinking too big. a nice little town has it's charms and advantages.
     
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