My Fifteen year old is now taller then me

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  1. FCCstandards

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    Im 6 feet, he's now 6'1", what the hell!
     
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    :console:

    If it makes you feel any better, my son passed me up by the 3rd grade :rolleye:

    Yes, I'm a midget (5'3") :oops:
     
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    Discipline just got tougher
     
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    That would've easy, now I have a challenge
     
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    didn't know they stack shit that high!
     
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    You son of a bitch! he's strong as an ox, I need a baseball bat. I kid.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Kids call him Gunkard?
     
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    No, unfortunately he's good looking. Need a chat about condoms.
     
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    "Gentle Giant"
     
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    Yeah...that was rough....

    I let Dad handle that one, but I couldn't get away from it completely.

    Especially when he left a bag on the kitchen table that I made the mistake of looking into. :bug:
     
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    I am also 5'3 and my boys (23, 20 and 18) are well over 6 feet tall. They passed by me a looooong time ago. :console:
     
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    Different for a Mom.
     
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    I went to put something in my glove box as my oldest was driving and had to move the condoms to get it in there. I just looked at him then we both laughed. He was 18 at the time....
     
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    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    18, fine, I've got 15 and 13 year year olds on the internet.
     
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    Yeah...I supposed I should just be glad he used them in the first place, right? I made it abundantly clear that I did NOT want to be a grandma just yet!! :mad:

    Yeah, my "baby" is almost 22, and about 6'3" :p
     
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    You always know JUST the thing to say to use chicks, don't ya, big guy? :hug:
     
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