My fingers just slipped off my pee-pee stick when I went to take a piss ...

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    .... And half my piss delivery went all over the wall .... This caused me tremendous aggravation ... I'm extremely upset
     
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    ok thanks
     
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    Your non-BOON cock must sit high on top of your balls.:lol:
     
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    Yep
     
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    Jesus Christ, Schmoopy.
     
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    No... It was just slippery from premature leakage
     
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    Anxious little fella.:point:
     
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    Don't take the lords name in vain, please
     
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    Do you remember when rodney dangerfield was on the Simpson's?
     
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    My synchronization is generally flawless ... Take out, grab, begin urination ..., I missed a step this time
     
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    This and the dreaded split stream is undoubtedly responsible for most all of the urine related smell and cleanup in the bathroom.
    Maybe we, as the male species, should consider sitting while performing this function in the future.
    It would probably go a long way in our relations with the other half.
     
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    You should hire a gay urologist/choreographer.
     
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    You should get a foley catheter. Between that and your colostomy bag you'd never even have to use the bathroom.
     
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    I've never watched a full Simpons episode... Cartoons just don't do much for me
     
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    Son of a bitch!


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    Actually, I wouldn't mind having a colostomy bag.... Having to go sit on the can & drop a deuce can be very inconvenient at times