My first full day of working as a door to door Batman (writeup)

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  1. Chriza

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    Yesterday I shadowed Commissioner Gordon for hours. I wanted to shadow him again today, but he said I was ready.

    They dropped me off in the middle of Gotham. I was so nervous. My hands were sweaty in my bat-gloves. My knees were shaking.

    Finally after hours of walking around talking to the members of the Justice League on the phone, I walked up to an old warehouse and knocked on the door.

    A fat guy in a tuxedo with a monocle and umbrella answered.

    "Hi" I said. "Are you doing crime?"

    "Am I what?" he said.

    I got so nervous that I lost my voice. I just stared at him for like 45 minutes. I peed in my bat-shorts.

    "Okay", I said. "Just forget it."

    I left and went to the club where I grinded on my fat sweaty friend's boner for a while. No girls would talk to us, but they were all 10/10s.

    Eventually I went back to the batcave for a bat-pizza and to bat-jerk off.

    Hopefully tomorrow will be better.
     
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    I watched my parents get murdered in an alley.
     
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    Dude
     
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    Maybe stop now.
     
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    Alert has been hit.
     
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    Yes, commissioner?
     
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