Yesterday I shadowed Commissioner Gordon for hours. I wanted to shadow him again today, but he said I was ready. They dropped me off in the middle of Gotham. I was so nervous. My hands were sweaty in my bat-gloves. My knees were shaking. Finally after hours of walking around talking to the members of the Justice League on the phone, I walked up to an old warehouse and knocked on the door. A fat guy in a tuxedo with a monocle and umbrella answered. "Hi" I said. "Are you doing crime?" "Am I what?" he said. I got so nervous that I lost my voice. I just stared at him for like 45 minutes. I peed in my bat-shorts. "Okay", I said. "Just forget it." I left and went to the club where I grinded on my fat sweaty friend's boner for a while. No girls would talk to us, but they were all 10/10s. Eventually I went back to the batcave for a bat-pizza and to bat-jerk off. Hopefully tomorrow will be better.